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I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself Decal
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Shock me say something intelligent Decal
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Armed with a dangerous mind Decal
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Criminals beware we shoot back Decal
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Before you ask the answer is no Decal
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Smile if you're not wearing panties Decal
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Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am Decal
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I don't have an attitude problem it's supposed to be this way Decal
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Here I am what are your other 2 wishes Decal
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Sure you can trust our government just ask an indian Decal
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My life is Sh*t but hey thanks for asking Decal
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Plays well with self Decal
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Act like an a**hole get treated like an a**hole Decal
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I can call him a b*stard but you can't Decal
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Quit talkin to my t*ts Decal
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Nothin would be finer than to be in your vagina in the morning Decal
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Boys I'm taking charge here Decal
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Good girls go to heaven bad girls go everywhere Decal
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Since I gave up hope I feel much better Decal
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I'd slap you but sh*t splatters Decal
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Time for another tea party Decal
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I'd rather push a Harley than ride a Decal
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I have the p*ssy I make the rules Decal
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Would you like some cheese to go with that whine Decal
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I don't need sex life f*cks me every chance it gets Decal
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It's not going to suck itself Decal
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Bring nothing to the table Decal
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I taught your boyfriend that think you like Decal
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I taught your girlfriend that think you like Decal
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I shaved my balls for this Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























