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This is not the life I ordered Decal
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My child made inmate of the month Decal
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I always go with my first instinct it's telling me you're a jerk Decal
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Cute outside angry inside Decal
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Sleeps well with others Decal
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My girlfriends out of town Decal
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My boyfriends out of town Decal
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I may be cruel and nasty but at least I'm good at it Decal
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Fck off! End of story Decal
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Act your age not your d*ck size Decal
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Cool cat lookin for a kitty Decal
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Boot size says it all Decal
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I love bite size Mounds Decal
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Men are like floor tiles if you lay em right the first time you can walk on them forever Decal
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I could be a b*tch if I were nicer Decal
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Most sports take one but it takes 2 balls to race Decal
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Un-f*cking forgivable Decal
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FML f*ck my life Decal
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Im not fking Stupid but I would Decal
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Never trust a preacher with a boner Decal
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Official b*stard of the year Decal
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I'm not a b*tch I'm THE b*tch Decal
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Official b*tch of the year Decal
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Lick me till I scream Decal
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I'm not your f*ckin bro Decal
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Looking for a man who can do more than fix motorcycles and screw Decal
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It's time to change the air in your head Decal
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If I had an ATM in my driveway I'd never see my kids Decal
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Caution 0 to horny in 2.5 beers Decal
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Im the fat lady and im not singin sht Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























