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If God Intended For Women To Bend Over He Would Have Put Diamonds on the Floor Decal
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If You Can't Kill Em Castrate Them Decal
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F*ck Entertainers and Athletes Pay the Heroes Decal
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Don’t F*ck with me Ive got friends in low places Decal
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What Causes This Behavior Decal
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Does This Bike Make My A** Look Fat Decal
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My Give a D*mns Busted Decal
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Save a Horse Ride a Cowgirl Decal
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I'm Here About the Blow Job Decal
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Being a Jerk Is Just Part of My Manly Charm Decal
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I Taste So Good You'll Want the Recipe Decal
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Finish Your Beer There's Sober Kids In India Decal
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When Things Seem Really Bad I Just Remember That I Have a Really Big D*ck Decal
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When Things Seem Bad I Just Remember That I Have Really Big Tits Decal
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So many so few brains Decal
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You're Just Scary Stupid Decal
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Hind Sight Is the Only Clear Sight Decal
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Grandchildren Are Gods Reason Or Not Killing Your Own Children Decal
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Those Three Little Words I Love To Hear Your Prescriptions Ready Decal
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The Faster You Go The Better It Feels Decal
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Snitches Are a Dying Breed Decal
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Don't Call it Your Country If You Don't Fight For It Decal
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You Gotta Be Tough If You're Gonna Be Stupid Decal
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777 Slightly More Evil Decal
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Don't Mess Me I'm A Woman on the Edge Decal
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I Had Super Human Powers My Therapist Took Them Away Decal
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One Less Monkey Won't Stop This Show Decal
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If Voting Could Really Change Things It Would Be Illegal Decal
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Yo Ho Ho It's a Biker's Life For Me Decal
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If We Can Put One Man On the Moon Why Can't We Put Them All There Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























