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For f*cks sake Decal
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Show yer d*ck Decal
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Genuine stolen parts Decal
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Please aim Decal
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My train of thought makes way too many stops Decal
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Save a horse Ride a cowboy Decal
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Making love to a younger woman may be fatal but if she dies she dies Decal
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Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them Decal
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Charter member of our lady of perpetual mood swings Decal
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I can resist anything but temptation Decal
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I consider a relationship successful if it outlasts milk Decal
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Marriage is forever Like cement Decal
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Women are cursed and men are the proof Decal
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Why is there brail at drive up ATMs Decal
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Never bring a knife to a gun fight Decal
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Curiosity killed the cay but for awhile I was a suspect Decal
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If you have to think twice don't do it Decal
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You wear your x ill wear mine Decal
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I only drink on days ending in Y Decal
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Well behaved women rarely make it into the history books Decal
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Love is blind after a 30 pack Decal
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Are you trying to pick me up One a**hole in my pants is enough Decal
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Why is dicvorce so expensive because it's worth it Decal
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If you screw like you park you'll never get it in Decal
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Honey there's the door I don't need your shit anymore Decal
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Let's just agree to disagree Decal
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I don't have to be dead to donate my organ Decal
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Talk is cheap not talking can really cost you Decal
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What I lack in height I make up for in length Decal
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Men coffee chocolate Some things are just better richer Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























