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Respect you in the morning? I don’t respect you now Decal
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My Life Is a Very Complicated Drinking Game Decal
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Could You Come Back In a Few Beers Decal
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I'm Here to F*ck Sh*t Up Decal
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Sorry I Wasn't Taught To Say F*ck You Politely Decal
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Swallow of Get It In the Eye Decal
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God Made Men Cause Vibrators Can't Mow the Lawn Decal
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I'm Not An Asshole I Just Have a Low Bullsh*t Tollerance Decal
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I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Decal
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I and the Legal System Decided It's Time For Me To Stop Drinking Decal
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American Boys Ride American Toys Decal
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PMS hell.. Decal
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Nothing Quite Like a 900 Pound Vibrator Decal
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Never Do Anything You Wouldn't Want to Explain to the Paramedics Decal
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I Can Call Her a B*tch But You Can't Decal
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Love Your Enemies It Will Drive Them Crazy Decal
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Sometimes You Feel Like a Slut Sometimes You Don't Decal
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Hear No Sh*t Speak No Sh*t Take No Sh*t Decal
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Why Vote No One Can Fix This Country Decal
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You're a 10 On My Erection Scale Decal
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What If the Hokey Pokey IS What It's All About Decal
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Emergency Message Therapy Show Me Where It Hurts Decal
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I drink grape juice cus oj kills Decal
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Jesus Is Coming Look Busy Decal
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Isn't That Cute It Looks Just Like a Real Penis Only Smaller Decal
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Official Member of D*cks R Us Decal
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I Love the Smell of Burnt Rice Decal
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Official B*tchs Are Us Member Decal
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Warning The Only Butts Allowed In Here Are Naked Ones No Smoking Decal
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I'm a Sucker For a D*ck Sucker Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























