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I'm not tailgating I'm drafting Decal
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I want it all and I want it delivered Decal
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Save the whales Collect the whole set Decal
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Don't worry about what people think they don't to it very often Decal
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If I'm driving funny it's because I'm drunk Decal
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When all else fails read the instructions Decal
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Obey gravity It's the law Decal
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He who laughs last thinks slowest Decal
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Death before dishonor nothing before coffee Decal
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I used to be disgusted now I'm just amused Decal
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With friends like you who needs enemas Decal
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I tell the truth cept when I lie Decal
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If it isn't fattening it's not food Decal
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If everything is coming your way you are in the wrong lane Decal
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance battle them with bullsh*t Decal
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A bartender is just like a pharmacist with a limited inventory Decal
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Warning surivers will be shot again Decal
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To know me is to blow me Decal
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I would do me Decal
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Don't drink and dial Decal
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Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous Decal
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Crazy b*stard Decal
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Yes it is all about me Decal
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Lick me I'm Irish Decal
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Don't be a d*ck Decal
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Git-R-Done Decal
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F*cking classy Decal
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Having kids is like being picked to death by a duck Decal
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Fatboy Decal
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Sportster Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























