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If you remember the 60's and 70's you weren't there Decal
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Helmets can cause head injuries Decal
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I've fallen and can't reach my beer Decal
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The only mark you'll make is in your shorts Decal
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DILLIGAF Does it look like I give a f*ck Decal
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You never forget your first pig Decal
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Don't let the b*stard get you down Decal
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POW-MIA You are not forgotten Decal
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No senior Citizen discounts Decal
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There's no life like lowlife Decal
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In memory of those who never returned from Vietnam Decal
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Treat me like the pig that I am Decal
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Innocent by reason of insanity Decal
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You never truly know a woman till you meet her in court Decal
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Animal lover men included Decal
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I have PMS and ESP I'm a b*tch that knows everything Decal
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I'm not that b*tch that fell off Decal
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Bad sex is still better than a good day at work Decal
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Happiness is coming Decal
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My next big break in life will probably be my tailbone Decal
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The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math Decal
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White collar trash Decal
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Once you are over the hill you just pick up speed Decal
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Marriage means commitment so does insanity Decal
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Anyone can quit smoking it takes a real man to face cancer Decal
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My favorite vibrator is my motorcycle Decal
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A tisket a tasket a rubber or a casket Decal
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God made us sisters Prozac made us friends Decal
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The older I get the better I was Decal
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Too ugly to live to weird to die Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.





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