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SNAFU Situation normal all f*cked up Decal
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Things may come and things may go but the bullsh*t here goes on forever Decal
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He who dies with the most toys still dies Decal
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I have PMS and a gun any questions Decal
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The days of sport f*cking are over Decal
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Life's too short to ride with ugly women Decal
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The only time I say no is when someone asks me if I've had enough Decal
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I woke this morning stickey broke and confused Decal
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Only a b*tch like me could love a b*stard like him Decal
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Only a b*stard like me could love a b*tch like her Decal
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Okay-okay I take it back unf*ck yourself Decal
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I had a handle on life but it broke Decal
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Everything I know I learned from porn Decal
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I dont date girls who use 4 letter words like quit stop or dont Decal
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No glove No love Decal
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How do you spell relief b-l-o-w j-o-b Decal
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Designated Asshole Decal
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Not all men are idiots some are still single Decal
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In search of the eternal buzz Decal
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My computer goes down on anybody I don't Decal
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Redneck Proud of it Decal
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If it floats f*cks or flies it's cheaper to Decal
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Women Can't live with them can't shoot them Decal
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Make haste and place your face below my waist Decal
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She got the gold mine I got the shaft Decal
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Warning zero to b*tch in 2.3 seconds Decal
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Places to go people to annoy Decal
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Nice legs shame about the face Decal
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Ride longer live longer Decal
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It aint easy being fat and greasy Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























