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Nobody is ugly after 2 A.M Decal
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If you cant run with the big dogs get back on the porch Decal
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Out of you Decal
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Protected by MFD Mean f*ckin dog Decal
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I'm into oral sex and I stutter Decal
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If I don't get laid soon someone will get hurt Decal
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Feed the hungry Screw the horny Decal
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He who's faster travels alone Decal
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Because im an asshole that’s why Decal
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Go hard or go home Decal
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Jesus loves me but hates you Decal
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Jesus loves you but I don't Decal
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It's a biker thing You wouldn't understand Decal
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Forget about world peace Visualize using your turn signals Decal
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Back off I'm a postal worker Decal
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When in doubt gas it Decal
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I don't give a sh*t I don't take any sh*t Not in the sh*t business Decal
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I've only got one nerve left and you're on it Decal
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Few women admit their age Fewer men act it Decal
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It's only funny until someone gets hurt then it's hilarious Decal
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Still crazy after all these beers Decal
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DOT Department of Turkeys Decal
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Damifino D*mn if I know Decal
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Flathead Blow job with no gusto Decal
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If you can't feed them don't breed them Decal
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I'm about to develop an attitude Decal
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Being a biker is not a matter of life or death it's more important than that Decal
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Be nice to me it's my tax dollars that will support you in prison Decal
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Thanks for the mammaries Decal
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Chrome may not get you home but it can get you laid Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























