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Im here for a good time not a long time Decal
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Sillie yuppies trailors are for boats Decal
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Sex after sixty is like shooting pool with a rope Decal
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I may not go down in history but I will go down on your sister Decal
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You couldn’t count your balls and come up with the same number twice Decal
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Warning rider may bail out of any time Decal
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Young Dumb And full of cum Decal
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You’re the reason your kids are ugly Decal
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I don’t drive fast I just fly low Decal
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Im not fking stupid but I used to Decal
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Zero to sixty in about 5 to 10 minutes Decal
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That’s ms bitch to you any questions? Decal
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I don’t suffer frrom PMS but everyone else does Decal
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Who pissed in oyur gene pool Decal
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but Decal
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Marriage, the leading cause of divorce Decal
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More balls than brains Decal
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Please Remove your stinky butt Decal
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No teenie weenie peenies Decal
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If you see my ex give him a big smack for me Decal
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If you see my ex give her a big smack for me Decal
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Rehab is for quitters Decal
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See what happens when you don’t vote Decal
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If you want more inches stroke it Decal
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There are two sides to divorce, Sh*t heads and mine Decal
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The more hair I lose the more head I get Decal
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This place could use an enema Decal
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Rule number one never touch my tools Decal
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Positively no questions asked here Decal
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Silicon injection equipped Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.





























