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If you must smoke please do not exhale Decal
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I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it Decal
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Vietnam Good soldiers Bad politicians Decal
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Suicide wouldn't even begin to solve my problems Decal
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All I need is peace and quiet give me a piece and I'll be quiet Decal
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If we can't enforce the laws we have why should we make more Decal
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If I say you have a nice body will you hold it against me Decal
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So many d*cks so few Richards Decal
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Why do I always feel like the only tree in the kennel Decal
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What the f*ck are you lookin at Decal
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Will these handcuffs stretch the longer I wear them Decal
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Just how big were those two beers Decal
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Life's tough tougher if you're stupid Decal
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Slut Sleeps with everyone B*tch Sleeps with everyone but you Decal
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If you can't chew it you can't screw it Decal
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This is my dream get your own Decal
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The more people I meet the better I like my dog Decal
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Being sober isn't what it's all cracked up to be Decal
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I'm broad minded I think of broads all the time Decal
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It's not who you sleep with it's who keeps you awake Decal
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I have a split personality I hate cats but love pussy Decal
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My computer sometimes goes down on me Decal
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Girls wanted all positions will train Short Decal
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I live in my own little world but it's ok they know me here Decal
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How I already know how I need to know when Decal
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Consider this your final warning Decal
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In god we trust all others are suspects Decal
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If you run you'll only go to jail tired Decal
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Short form of the serenity prayer f*ck it Decal
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Trust me don't trust me Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























