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I don't have any strengths but I have a million weaknesses Decal
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Man wanted for what who the hell knows Decal
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You've been bad now go to my room Decal
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I need more money more freedom and less sh*t Decal
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I like lipstick around my dipstick Decal
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Warning Nothing in here is worth dying for Decal
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Sex I always do it the hard way Decal
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If my dog could talk I'd be in prison Decal
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Ever stop to think and forget to start again Decal
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I need someone really bad are you bad Decal
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I'm not speeding I'm qualifying Decal
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F*ck you and that's my final answer Decal
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Grow your own dope plant a man Decal
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A man will come to his senses after he has exhausted all other possibilities Decal
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I can only be nice to one person a day today is not your day Decal
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Don't f*ck with me I'm on parole Decal
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F*ck the other side of the bar Decal
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Your little princess is my little whore Decal
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It's a beautiful day now watch some b*stard f*ck it up Decal
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Don't threaten me with a good time Decal
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When hell freezes over I'll ride there too Decal
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POW MIA Bring them home or send us back Decal
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Genuine american made in the usa breast fed Decal
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If my cat could talk I'd be in prison Decal
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Don't knock masturbation at least it's sex with someone you love Decal
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Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend Decal
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All those in favor of viagra please rise Decal
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Lie till they throw the switch Decal
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24 bottles of beer in a case 24 hours in a day Coincedence Decal
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Money talks Bullsh*t walks Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























