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Lick em stick em send em home Decal
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It's a beautiful day now watch some b*tch f*ck it up Decal
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I'm addicted to him and he's a d*ck to me Decal
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If you don't have anything nice to say about the b*tch don't say anything at all Decal
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You talk sh*t you get hit Decal
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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts Decal
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If I don't shoot someone soon I'm gonna forget how to Decal
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Everything I lack I make up for in denial Decal
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Don't f*ck with those who don't give a f*ck Decal
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Drive it like it's stolen Decal
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If you think I'm a b*tch you should meet my mother-in-law Decal
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Are you stoned or just stupid Decal
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Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups Decal
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Warning easily provoked and heavily armed Decal
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow Decal
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Are we gonna ride or are we gonna d*ck around all day Decal
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APOS Alcoholic piece of sh*t Decal
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She says she loves my mind she must she f*cks with it everyday Decal
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Mirror mirror on the wall I am my mother after all Decal
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Why do I always feel like a stranger in my own life Decal
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I'm on the highway to hell Decal
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I'd call you an a**hole but I'd have to get in line to do it Decal
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Telling a man is bike is pretty is like telling him his d*ck is cute Decal
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Just because it's your right doesn't mean you're right Decal
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I dip-n-spit do you swallow Decal
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Honor student yes your honor no your honor Decal
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It's called therapy get some Decal
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Please don't act like an a**hole I don't need another felony conviction Decal
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If you're gonna put something in my mouth please don't make it words Decal
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I knew it wasn't for peeing Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























