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Born on a mountain raised in a cave bikin and f*ckin is all I crave Decal
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Dying of natural causes is for wimps Decal
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Woman wanted for what who the hell knows Decal
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Your mother may have brought you into this world but I can take you out Decal
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The only thing I want in life is for my wife and girlfriend to get along Decal
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I'm not broke just badly bent Decal
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Please keep you’re a** out Decal
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Warning If you are smoking you better be on fire Decal
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Where is my damn medication Decal
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I suffer from PMS Parked motorcycle syndrome Decal
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Work when you have to quit when you can Decal
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Where are the flashbacks I was promised Decal
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You’re a** called it wants your head back Decal
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There's some toys you just should play with Decal
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Judge me all you want Just keep the verdict to yourself Decal
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Can I trade you in for what's behind door no 1 Decal
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Whatever look you were going for you missed Decal
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Not all men are annoying some are dead Decal
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Need a friend dial 1-800-GET-LOST Decal
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If you lick them they will come Decal
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Caution If rider is injured do not remove helmet Decal
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Mean people kick a** Decal
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Nice tits shame about the face Decal
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Have a nice day before someone screws it up Decal
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Talks cheap rack em up Decal
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When you got em by the balls their hearts and minds will follow Decal
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Pool players have eight balls Decal
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I think therefore I'm single Decal
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If you can read this I pushed the b*tch off Decal
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Having a short memory is a gift Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























