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F*ck the whales save the bimbos Decal
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My husband says I don't listen to him or something like that Decal
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Men don't make passes at girls with fat a**es Decal
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My wife says I don't listen to her or something like that Decal
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How about never is never good for you Decal
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Learn the rules so you can break them properly Decal
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Stay on your side of the middle Decal
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Timing is everything on this planet Decal
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Don't make me turn on my b*tch switch Decal
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Allow me to introduce myselves Decal
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Well this day was a total waste of makeup Decal
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality Decal
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Decal
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If I wanted a b*tch I'd buy a dog Decal
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Honk if you love peace and quiet Decal
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If I'd known I'd live this long I would have taken better care of myself Decal
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Life begins when you get one Decal
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If your d*ck was half as big as your mouth I might be interested Decal
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I'm out of my mind but please feel free to leave a message Decal
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And your crybaby whiny a** opion would be Decal
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Forgive your enemies but don't forget their names Decal
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For a small town it sure has a lot of a**holes Decal
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Jesus saves I spend like hell Decal
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There's a little redneck in everyone Decal
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In case of emergency buy me a beer Decal
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Unattended children will be sold into slavery Decal
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Freelance gynecologist Decal
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No one to play with go play with yourself Decal
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If you want a second opinion you're ugly too Decal
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I'm my own worst enemy Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























