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The only hell my mother raised was me Decal
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Don't steal the government hates competition Decal
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Excuse me don't you have someone else to f*ck with Decal
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No more ms nice girl on your knees b*stard Decal
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Life's a b*tch then you marry a d*ck Decal
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I can feel myself getting dumber just listening to you Decal
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That's my story and I'm stickin to it Decal
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You can't have everything where would you put it Decal
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I'm busy you're ugly have a nice day Decal
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Smokers do it till they're dead Decal
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Discruntled employee of the month Decal
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All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body Decal
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The meek shall inheret the shirt Decal
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god made drunks so ugly people could get laid Decal
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Every second of the day someone other than me is getting laid Decal
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Pool players enjoy breakin balls Decal
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It's not how deep you fish it's how you wiggle your worm Decal
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There's no substite for cubic inches Decal
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Next mood swing six minutes Decal
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It's not cheap being this easy Decal
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You may not be first but you could be next Decal
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My web address is www.kissmya**.com Decal
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If men had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons Decal
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Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths Decal
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Get a straw you suck Decal
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BOHICA Bend over here it comes again Decal
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A wise moneky doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey Decal
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Anyone who hates cops and lawyers can't be all bad Decal
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I have an attitude bigger than your ol lady's a** Decal
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Liquor up front poker in the rear Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























