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Its never to late to have a happy childhood Decal
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Women 3 weeks of rock and roll one week of ragtime Decal
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Men: no shirts no service women: no shirts free beer Decal
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No more mr. nice guy…on youre knees bitch Decal
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SLUT Seductive Loving Uninhibited Tramp Decal
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Use your head it’s the little things that count Decal
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WFO wide fckin open Decal
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Youre the reason women turn lesbian Decal
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Youre kid may be an honor student but youre a friggin moron Decal
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Why yes they are mine Decal
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Protect the new endagered species Decal
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Johnny Reb is not dead Decal
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Ill drop you like a bad habit Decal
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Work is the curse of the drinking class Decal
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The bottom line is youre and asshole Decal
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The price of freedom written on the wall Decal
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Join the c.n.t the only one missing is you Decal
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Motorcycles and jesus a way of life Decal
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Be nice to your children they’ll choose nursing home Decal
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Beam me up theres no intellent life here Decal
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All gave some some gave all Bumper Decal
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I am an American veteran and I vote Decal
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Genuine beer drinker made in the usa Decal
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My wife and I cycle I prefer to use a bike Decal
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This is not a sex phone so keep your fcking hands off Decal
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Born free taxed to death Decal
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To error is human to really screw things up you need a computer Decal
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Do not check gas with lighter dummy Decal
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I may be used but im not used up Decal
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Looking for a meaningful overnight relationship Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























