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If it has testicles or tires It will give you problems Decal
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If it's too hot to handle Blow on it and try again Decal
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If it has a kickstand or a d*ck I can ride it Decal
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If it wasn't for women and beer I'd be wealthy Decal
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Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park Decal
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Mean people suck nice people swallow Decal
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Looking for the perfect woman A nymphomaniac who owns a gas station Decal
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Life's too short to ride with ugly men Decal
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Life is like a rose but watch out for the pricks Decal
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Let go of my ears I know what I'm doing Decal
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If it wasn't for sexual fantasies I wouldn't have any goals Decal
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If I'd shot you when I wanted to I would by out by now Decal
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If I'd known I'd live this long I wouldn've taken better care of my body Decal
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If I want your opinion I'll give it to you Decal
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If I learned from my mistakes I'd be a f*cking genius Decal
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If I have to explain you wouldn't understand Decal
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I'm the person your parents warned you about Decal
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I'm the deliquent that's screwing your honor student Decal
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I'm so far behind I think I'm first Decal
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I'm retired Go around me Decal
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I'm not totally useless I can be used as a bad example Decal
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I'm not prejudiced I hate everybody Decal
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I'm not lookin for mr right I'm lookin for mr right now Decal
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I'm not going bald just getting more head Decal
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If I were you I'd have sex with me Decal
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If I wanted a friend I'd buy a dog Decal
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If I gave a f*ck you'd be a the first one I'd give it to Decal
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If at first you don't succeed buy her another beer Decal
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If all else fails Lower your standards Decal
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I'm smiling that alone should scare you Decal
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