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I'm not totally useless I can be used as a bad example Decal
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I'm not prejudiced I hate everybody Decal
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I'm not lookin for mr right I'm lookin for mr right now Decal
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I'm not going bald just getting more head Decal
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If I were you I'd have sex with me Decal
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If I wanted a friend I'd buy a dog Decal
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If I gave a f*ck you'd be a the first one I'd give it to Decal
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If at first you don't succeed buy her another beer Decal
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If all else fails Lower your standards Decal
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I'm smiling that alone should scare you Decal
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I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people Decal
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I'm not wearing this helmet by choice Decal
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I'm not being rude you're just insignificant Decal
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I'm not asking you to make my life easier but please don't make it any harder Decal
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I'm not afraid to go fast It's crashin and burnin that sucks Decal
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I'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs Decal
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I'm not a b*tch I've just been in a bad mood for the last coupe of years Decal
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I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look Decal
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I'm confused wait maybe I'm not Decal
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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth Decal
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I'm just 2 people short of a threesome Decal
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I'm all for gay marriage as long as both b*tches are hot Decal
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I'm gonna be the best dirty little whore this small town has ever seen Decal
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body Decal
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I suffer PMS Putting up with mens sh*t Decal
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I still miss my ex but my aim is improving Decal
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I started out drawing on my arm now look at me Decal
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I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll still be ugly Decal
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I smoke f*ckin deal with it Decal
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I molested myself last night I said no but I knew I wanted it Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























