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If you're so cool where's your tattoo Decal
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If you don't like guns Don't buy them Decal
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If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room Decal
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If you don't have a bike you're not a biker Decal
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If you're not into oral sex keep your mouth shut Decal
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If you can't run with the big dogs get back on the porch Decal
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If you can't ride it or take it to bed it aint worth having Decal
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If it has a kickstand or tits I can ride it Decal
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If you are what you eat I could be you in the morning Decal
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If it has tits or wheels it will give you problems Decal
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If it's too loud you're too old Decal
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If it has testicles or tires It will give you problems Decal
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If it's too hot to handle Blow on it and try again Decal
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If it has a kickstand or a d*ck I can ride it Decal
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If it wasn't for women and beer I'd be wealthy Decal
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Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park Decal
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Mean people suck nice people swallow Decal
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Looking for the perfect woman A nymphomaniac who owns a gas station Decal
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Life's too short to ride with ugly men Decal
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Life is like a rose but watch out for the pricks Decal
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Let go of my ears I know what I'm doing Decal
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If it wasn't for sexual fantasies I wouldn't have any goals Decal
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If I'd shot you when I wanted to I would by out by now Decal
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If I'd known I'd live this long I wouldn've taken better care of my body Decal
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If I want your opinion I'll give it to you Decal
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If I learned from my mistakes I'd be a f*cking genius Decal
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I'm the person your parents warned you about Decal
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I'm the deliquent that's screwing your honor student Decal
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I'm so far behind I think I'm first Decal
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I'm retired Go around me Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























