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Sorry I'm late but f*ckin off takes time Decal
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Sometimes it's just fun being such a b*tch Decal
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Some do some don't I might Decal
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So many women only one weenie Decal
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So many men so few who can afford me Decal
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Simon says go f*ck yourself Decal
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49% Son of a b*tch 51% Motherf*cker Decal
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Outta my way I have to pee Decal
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Real women don't drive hummers They give em Decal
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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story Decal
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My parents said I could be anything so I became an asshole Decal
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My wife is a travel agent for guilt trips Decal
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My nipples get harder than most men's d*cks Decal
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You say I'm an A** like it's a bad thing Decal
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You remind me of my wife except you're not buried in the back yard Decal
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You must be an asshole you're always talkin shit Decal
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You people are just lucky I'm so terrified of prison Decal
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You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing Decal
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Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them Decal
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Some days you're the windshield some days you're the bug Decal
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She don't like me drunk I don't like her sober Decal
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See no evo hear no evo ride no evo Decal
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You have the right to remain silent use it Decal
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You have the right to remain silent now please shut up Decal
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Women are like guns you keep one around long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it Decal
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Why does everything my wife gets mad about have to be fun Decal
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When things look bad I just remember I have a big d*ck and things seem better Decal
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Warning Doesn't play well with others Decal
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Save your breath you'll need it later to blow up your date Decal
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Remember if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























