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Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them Decal
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Some days you're the windshield some days you're the bug Decal
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She don't like me drunk I don't like her sober Decal
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See no evo hear no evo ride no evo Decal
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You have the right to remain silent use it Decal
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You have the right to remain silent now please shut up Decal
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Would you drive better with the phone up your ass Decal
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Women are like guns you keep one around long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it Decal
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Why does everything my wife gets mad about have to be fun Decal
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When things look bad I just remember I have a big d*ck and things seem better Decal
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Warning Doesn't play well with others Decal
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Save your breath you'll need it later to blow up your date Decal
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Remember if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off Decal
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Queen of the f*ckin universe Decal
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Please don't f*ck with me Decal
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Warning If you value your life as much as I value these tools Decal
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To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid Decal
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are hard to find Decal
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Remember my name you'll be screaming it later Decal
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Once an a**hole Always an a**hole Decal
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The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her f*ckin rib cage Decal
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My inner child is a mean little f*cker Decal
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My bike doesn't leak it marks it's territory Decal
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The most dangerous place in the world is between a man and his motorcycle Decal
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Tell your tits to quit staring at my eyes Decal
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You call it love I call it stalking Decal
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Why don't you play hide and go f*ck yourself Decal
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Why can't I be rich instead of so damn good looking Decal
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Who needs brains with tits like these Decal
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When I die bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my a** Decal
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