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Get even Decal
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Heads or tails Heads you give me some tail Tails you give me some head Decal
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Great legs What time do they open Decal
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Heartless - Lifefucking b*tch from Hell Decal
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Guys have feelings too but like Who cares Decal
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F*ck you I have enough friends Decal
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For some there's therapy For the rest of us there's motorcycles Decal
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For some there's therapy For me there's alcohol Decal
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For my next trick I'll need a volunteer and a condom Decal
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Fifteed grand and fifteen miles don't make you a biker Decal
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Faster than a speeding ticket Decal
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If it aint steel it aint real Decal
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Everyone's an a**hole until proven otherwise Decal
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Every day I'm forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off Decal
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Gun control is being able to hit your target Decal
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God guns and guts made America Let's keep all three Decal
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Even my shrink says it's all your f*cking fault Decal
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Eat right stay fit die anyway Decal
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Give it up or go away Decal
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Girls wanted All positions Will train Long Decal
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Get on shut up and hold tight Decal
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Don’t hate me cause im beautiful Decal
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Drunk girls dig me Decal
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Do not start with me you will not win Decal
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Despite the look on my face youre still talking Decal
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Death is lifes way of saying youre fired Decal
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Damned if you do Damned if you don’t Decal
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Damn right im good in bed I can sleep for days Decal
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Contents of this helmet under pressure Decal
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Commandment no. 11 thou shalt not bitch Decal
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are funny phrase decals good for?
Funny Phrase Decals are great for car windows, office doors, laptops, smooth walls, signs, party displays, and gift projects. They help add a focused pop culture and personality driven graphic to a clean, smooth surface without needing a fully custom design from scratch.
Are these stickers or decals?
Most designs in this collection are cut vinyl decals. They are usually single color graphics with the background removed, making them a clean option for windows, walls, signs, and other smooth surfaces.
Can I choose the size and color?
Available size, color, and material options are shown on the product page. If a size or color is not listed, contact Vinyl Disorder before ordering so the team can point you to the best custom option.
Can these be used outdoors?
Yes, many cut vinyl decals can be used outdoors when outdoor vinyl is selected and the surface is clean, smooth, and properly prepared.
What surfaces work best?
Funny Phrase Decals work best on clean glass, smooth painted walls, vehicle windows, doors, laptops, smooth signs, hard cases, and display boards. Always clean and dry the surface before applying the decal or sticker.
What if I need custom artwork or wording?
If you need a name, logo, quote, custom symbol, exact color, or artwork change, use a custom sticker, custom decal, or custom lettering product so the art can be set up correctly.






























